"Ballet" is pronounced "ballei", "valet" is "valei", "chalet" is "chalei". So "toilet" is "toilei" ? lol
Seen in the papers, a couple of drawings captioned thus...Virginia : A day of horror. Baghdad : Just another day.
I know what middle age spread feels like. And it ain't fat or cholesterol free.
I should start counting the number of people who pronounce “three” as “tree” & “milk” as “meuk”.
What's the definition of paganism ? Its the worship of idols...and I don't mean American Idol
Aren't chocolates healthy ??
Oh bugger, Sanjaya still there
Hubby's ex-army buddy said : "tell the medic you don't feel well cos you have seminal fluid coming out of your nose lah. Sure work one".
Must remember not to whack so much alcohol in the tiramisu
Imagine the Idol contestants playing the roles in Phantom, with Sanjaya as the Phantom & Antonelli (or wadever her name) as Christine.
Lolol how to flex your rear ?? Clench the butt cheeks hah ?
Someone should have told Hitler that the original Aryans were the opposite of white, blonde & blue-eyed.
My mum still has my Enid Blyton books & Disney magazines.
For a long time I didn't even know Timbuktu was a real city.
Better to be stupid than dead.
So sad hubby only has a one-pack. (fab abs on gerard butler & gang in 300)
Will Jesus Christ Superstar ever play here ?
There are some really weird things going on in the big wild world. And I don't mean a mass orgy.
The remember is not so good as one gets older.
Ice balls aren't what they used to be.
He just plunged right in. Jab, jab, twist, pull, twist, pull, twist, pull. Wah liau ! No foreplay.(a vist to the dentist when I was 7 lah)
Reply to our query..."please go to recession" (aiyo she meant reception)
If you were really unlucky you would kena one cheeko man on a crowded bus. He would rub his crotch on your shoulder.
Our friend is something spawned from a Robin Williams & Borat consummation.
Thongs & haemorrhoids do NOT go together !
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Cherished
I gave this to my granddad many years ago. When he passed away in 1990, I kept this piggy & have it till this day. It says on piggy's shirt "When I am good, I am very good. When I am bad, I am even better". I was granddad's pet & his nickname for me was Little Miss Piggy.
My Late Dad
Family Photo
Our babies...
Cool Tatt
Hub's 1st (& only) tat after he caught his 1st sailfish on a bet with fishing kakis a few years back. Snapped fresh.